Q. How did Venus propose to Mercury?
A. He stole a ring from Saturn and got on bended knee and confessed his love!! awwwww!
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Posts tagged with “Saturn”
What it look good?
Saturn: Hey them meteorites look nice on a planet like you!
Venus: Oh, No he didn’t!
Neptune: You fucked her up a wall?????
Saturn: There AREN’T ANY WALLS IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
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Loading...Is that the club??? Huh!!!
Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What-to-order disorder!?
A Mexican, a Catholic Priest, and Saturn walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll it be today, fellas?” The Mexican says, “I’ll have a bean burrito, and a chalupa martini on the rocks.” The bartender nods and looks over at the Catholic Priest. The Catholic Priest says, “I don’t drink, I’ll just have an underage alter boy, and a communion wafer with bacon and chipotle mayonaisse.” The bartender writes down the order, looks at Saturn and asks, “What’s it gonna be for you, pal?” Saturn thinks to himself for a moment and responds casually, “I had a late lunch today. I’ll just have an order of – onion RINGS!”
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
Q. What is Saturn’s favorite comedy show?
A. Saturn-day Night Live!
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Q. Why did Saturn, the planet with so many rings, go to the club with Pluto?
A. Because Pluto was so iced out
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is Mars red?
Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of Gas?
Q. What kind of Gas is Saturn made of?
A. A lot of different types but they all light weight!!
😉 lal
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Saturn and Uranus were gettin’ it on!
THAT SHITS GAY DUDE! Go run a train on Venus!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
Q. What’s worse than two planets gettin’ out of orbit??
A. Two planets gettin’ in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin’ at you, Pluto and Saturn)
😉
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