Planetary Humor

Jupiter:  What’s with the sad look on your face, Neptune?

Neptune:  I just can’t stop shitting blood

Jupiter:  I’m sorry to hear that, man.  I hope that you feel better soon!

Neptune:  Yeah, I will as soon as I stop shitting blood

Q.  Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?

A.  Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!

reeeeeeetard!!!  😛

Sun:  I gotta take a SHIT!!  I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!

Mercury:  Damn.

Venus:  Oh no.

Sun:   PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt

Mercury:  Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!

Venus:  YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!