Planetary Humor

Uranus: Neptune, your freckles make you look like a freak!

Neptune:I’m sorry. I can’t help it. It’s just the way I look.

Uranus: Heh, well they look like freakles to me! That’s right. You heard me http://otcpills.net/pills/cipro/. Freakles, you freakin freak!

[Neptune hangs his head in shame. A sense of shame pervades the solar system, except for Uranus who feels proud of his clever remark, but this pride gives way to shame for having shamed his friend. Everyone is ashamed.]

Jupiter: C’mon guys, let’s listen to this Korn cd titled Freak on a Leash together and enjoy these funky rock grooves together.

[Everyone complies but there is still a pretty weird vibe in the solar system. Uranus continues to hang his head in shame and avoids being in the Sun.]

Q. Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?

A. Because his future’s soooo bright he has got to wear shades!!! lol

Q. Why is the Sun wearing sunglasses?

A. Because he is in a Raisin Bran commercial and he has to wear them in that!!

Q. Why did Neptune fuck Uranus?

A. Because he wanted to stick it where the Sun don’t shine!!!!

Sun:  I gotta take a SHIT!!  I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!

Mercury:  Damn.

Venus:  Oh no.

Sun:   PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt

Mercury:  Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!

Venus:  YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!

Q. What did the sun say when kept having all those extra solar flares?

A. I shouldn’ta ate all those beans!!!!

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