Mars: Ewwww! Did you see Pluto’s mustache?
Mercury: No. He’s trying to grow a mustache?
Mars: Yeah, he looks like a white trash 13 year old kid.
Mercury: Heh, that’s nasty.
Venus: God, he’s such a tard.
Planetary Humor
The funniest jokes in the galaxy!!
Posts tagged with “Venus”
Neck!
Venus: My neck hurts!!!!
Earth: Jesus fucking Christ!! Quit bitching about it!!!!
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Loading...A very wacky coincidence indeed!!!
Earth: Well time to get dressed up for a funeral.
[ puts on a suit and tie ]
Venus: Whos funeral is it?
Earth: It is a star in NGC 246
Venus: That’s sad.
Earth: But the unfortunate thing is that it is going to take thousands of years for the star to die completely.
Venus: That’s going to be a lonnnnng funeral!!! 😛
[ Earth and Uranus have on the same tie at the funeral ]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How did Venus propose to Mercury?
Q. How did Venus propose to Mercury?
A. He stole a ring from Saturn and got on bended knee and confessed his love!! awwwww!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about life on Mars?
Earth: Did you hear they discovered life on Mars?
Venus: Yeah – Life cereal!!! Not living matter! Everyone knows that God only created life on Earth, dummy!!
😀
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
Q. Why did Venus say Earth’s crust is too thin??
A. Because he likes thick crust on his pizza!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What it look good?
Saturn: Hey them meteorites look nice on a planet like you!
Venus: Oh, No he didn’t!
Neptune: You fucked her up a wall?????
Saturn: There AREN’T ANY WALLS IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...No he didn’t!!!?
Venus: What did the fat, gay, retard do?
Earth: What?
Venus: Ate a cheeseburger, sucked a guy off, and went DOI!!!!!
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
Q. Why did the astronaut get stuck on Venus?
A. Because he got stuck in a Venus Fly Trap!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hurry up Mars!!!
Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
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