Our Sun
Sun: I gotta take a SHIT!! I shouldn’t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!
Mercury: Damn.
Venus: Oh no.
Sun: PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt…..spllooch…phbt
Mercury: Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!
Venus: YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!
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